New York to ban killer assault breasts

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Law makers are still uncertain what distinguishing features define "assault" breasts but that has not stopped them from introducing legislature to stop the menace. Some argue that only breasts size double D or larger should be mandatorily banned while others insist that smaller cup sizes are just as deadly. Still others think age should be a deciding factor so that some breast owners can have their breasts Grandmothered into the systems new laws. What IS certain, is that all breasts must be registered and tatooed with serial numbers so they can be tracked should the breasts fall into the *ahem* wrong hands. Many breast owners say this is a violation of their human rights and fear they will be rounded up and their breasts confiscated while others say they will willingly give up their breasts in the interests of public safety.

"The important thing is that we get these breasts off the streets" says NY law makers and breast control supporters.

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