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"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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wow they may have a hit if they can dile in the Engine braking problem, Program the ECU=Tech or pit crew. I am amazed at the weight.Die trying,trying to Die. -
I'm not sure what the big deal is.
Also, Roni, I tried to get you into trials bikes a long time ago and you were a dick about it. Why the change of heart?"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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You tried to get me into trials bikes how exactly? I don't recall you ever offering to let me ride one of yours."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Well,
First I said, "Hey Lon, what about a trials bike? You should think about one of those." Then you said, "NO, I HAVE BAD ANKLES, I CAN'T RIDE A DAMN TRIALS BIKE. I'LL FUCK UP WHAT'S LEFT OF MY ANKLES, THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK, THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO WORK, WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT FUCKING DO ME. I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY TO RIDE MY TRIALS BIKE AND I'D BE FUCKED". Then I said, "dude, they're like, way safer than a motocross bike." "I HAVE BAD. FUCKING. ANKLES. I'LL FALL AND GET FUCKED UP". "Dude, putting your foot down is fucking up on a trials bike. You aren't even going very fast. The worst thing that could happen would be like stepping off of a curb" "PUTTING A FOOT DOWN, SEE, I'LL HURT MY ANKLES." "Lonnie, dude, they don't even wear pads, they wear open faced helmets and no goggles, it's really quite safe. They don't even wear hard boots, they wear soft boots. The danger to you ankles is pretty slim" "NO, NO, NO"
And then you bought a 250 two-stroke."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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Have you ever meet Loni? He yells, a lot; he is quite angry.Originally posted by Gromit View PostWhy's Lonny yelling at Jon ???
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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Probably due to the constant misspelling of his name.Originally posted by the_grinch View Post
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NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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Isn't it Lemeual?"Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
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I'm mad because Jon never shows up to meetings.
I'd like to try trials riding. The reflex I got to ride around in the woods was a blast. I just don't want to invest any money into a bike to do it. Also I need Jon to spot me by throwing himself bodily under the bike any time it might fall over so I don't re-break an ankle. Other than that trials riding is totally safe. What could possibly go wrong?"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Why don't you properly rehab your ankles instead of always grabbing them? I speak as a true ankle grabber myself. Ten years after a debilitating ankle injury, I have finally decided to pull my head out of my ass and start working it out.Comment
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