New kid

[Slabhappy]

Greetings

I'm just a Rider looking for great places to see and good people to do it with. Currently on a Black ST1100. I only know of you guys from dropping by Pergolessi for a cuppa.

I Hope to meet and ride with a few of you.

Jeff

[beauregard]

Holy shit.

This one's not a spammer. What do we do when a non spammer posts about motorcycle riding? Uh... I'll go first:

Hi Slabhappy. Welcome to the forum.






How's I do guys?

[Rotten]

Not bad considering how out of practice we can get.

Welcome Slabhappy. You do realize we'll be calling you "Slabby" from now on right?
8-)

[Slabhappy]

Hi Guys.
Hope I didn't wake anybody up.
Slabby, Slappy, Pappy no problem. Just not Crappy, or Fappy.

I like the front page where it says you ride in all weather.
I for one will start a ride even if it's raining, I have always found the roads to be less crowded and the cool air keeps me wide awake. Not to mention there is always a clear spot out there somewhere.

[moto4fun]

Welcome Frappy!

[Slabhappy]

Welcome Frappy!

It's Stabby to you.

[Wolf]

It's Stabby to you.

[samatye]

Hey Slabby! Nice to meet you! Free for a ride on Sunday? I think a few of us are getting out on the roads for some havoc and law-breaking. I mean, courteous, well-mannered riding and enjoying the scenery.

Speaking of all weather, we did last year's naked ride at night in the pouring rain. The rain may have caused the slippery railroad-tracks, which caused a rider to slide on the pavement buck-ass nekkid, but it also helped with the road rash - since it was more of a Slip N Slide!

We do all of our rides rain or shine! :-)

[Slabhappy]

Hey Slabby! Nice to meet you! Free for a ride on Sunday? I think a few of us are getting out on the roads for some havoc and law-breaking. I mean, courteous, well-mannered riding and enjoying the scenery.

Speaking of all weather, we did last year's naked ride at night in the pouring rain. The rain may have caused the slippery railroad-tracks, which caused a rider to slide on the pavement buck-ass nekkid, but it also helped with the road rash - since it was more of a Slip N Slide!

We do all of our rides rain or shine! :-)

Lemme guess you call him Scabby now?
I think buck naked in the rain might be where I draw the line (Maybe). Jeez that's gotta smart a little AND cause some serious shrinkage.

A Sunday ride sounds good, where you meeting up? Which way you heading?

[lugnut]

Lemme guess you call him Scabby now?
I think buck naked in the rain might be where I draw the line (Maybe). Jeez that's gotta smart a little AND cause some serious shrinkage.

A Sunday ride sounds good, where you meeting up? Which way you heading?

I believe boots, helmet and gloves are OK on that ride.

[beauregard]

I'm gonna fap now.

[Rotten]

I believe boots, helmet and gloves are OK on that ride.

The shrinkage is also kinda mandatory but there nothing anyone can really do about it. You're too busy being high on adrenaline thinking "HOLY JESUS ROLLER BLADING CHRIST I'M FUCKING NAKED!!" to really do anything else but try not to crash.

P.S. please do not stand on your gas tank waving your frozen junk at the pedestrians. It brings attention and when your riding naked being pulled over is.. well... chilly.

[samatye]

Flabby, meet us at the Perg, Saturday (the 13th) at 7pm if you're free. We're riding our annual Dark Ride and a BBQ at an unannounced location.

[Wolf]

P.S. please do not stand on your gas tank waving your frozen junk at the pedestrians. It brings attention and when your riding naked being pulled over is.. well... chilly.

Where would you keep your driver's license?

[Junkie]

sounds like you've never transported sensitive materiel