Getting to know the Vampires

[epim]

Dude, I never graduated high school.

Neither did I.

[beauregard]

Apostrophe abuse!

Dude, I never graduated high school.

[Gromit]

Who want's to see my junk?

Are you having a yard sale?

[epim]

Who want's to see my junk?

Apostrophe abuse!

[beauregard]

Who want's to see my junk?

[lugnut]

Does Grinch seriously enter all forum posts via his Google phone??? If so, he'll probably require thumb surgery before he turns 40.

Which will make him be happy to have a stock of "beverage cozies".

[Gromit]

Does Grinch seriously enter all forum posts via his Google phone??? If so, he'll probably require thumb surgery before he turns 40.

[the_grinch]

You don't happen to make a D.H. Pocket Pussy?

Due to interstate commerce regulations we do not. However, we do offer a "beverage cozy"*, I believe that it would satisfy your requirements.

They cum in chocolate, taupe, olive, cream white, sun tan, plucked turkey, roast beef sandwich, and burnt sienna. Please specify with or without fur accents when ordering.


*not responsible for any legions, sores, or viruses that may result from the use of beverage cozy. We always advocate the use of condoms with all of our products.

[Rotten]

P.S. NYHC would appreciate it if charitable donations were made in his name to local Christian organizations of your choice. What better way to see the best humanitarian side that our chapter has to offer?

[SatanCruz]

Please take grinch's internet phone away -- the Rant-O-Meter is about to self-destruct from overuse.

Thanks,

-The Management

[samatye]

oh. my. wow.

[the_grinch]

No Sam, you're right. I'm the one that makes dead hookers. Rotten is the one who makes dead hooker stuff.

Look for such items as:

Dead hooker slippers-lounge around the house in style and comfort, with dead hooker slippers. Our Native American craftsmen use traditional Hopi techniques to hand craft every pair of dead hooker slippers. Years of smoking crack and being beaten with belts have turned our exclusive hooker hide into a tough yet supple material perfect for encasing your feet in comfort that will last.

Choose between Chocolate with black fur lining, tan with yellow lining, or white with red lining.

Your feet will feel like $25!



After a long day at work, treat yourself to a muscle vacation with our exclusive dead hooker massaging wand.

We search the streets of Oakland, East Palo Alto, and even Richmond to find only the perfect materials for our massagers. For strength and reach, we use the femur, to it we attach the vibrating coils of pagers and cell phones (the recycling of electronic waste is one of our "green" endevours), then a leather cover complete with thousands of self lubricating bumps.

Every time you use the dead hooker messaging wand, it's like you are being taken to a secluded dark parking lot, where you can relax and let the troubles of the world leave your mind.



Got the friends over for the big game? Show them that Martha Stewart isn't the only one who can host a party with style with our new condiment caddy.

Perfect for guacamole, salsa, onion dip or ranch dressing our newest item brings the party to the party. It has four serving areas, one 50 oz, one 20 oz, and two 10 oz.

Last Cinco de Mayo we used it for a sweet tequila caddy, the 50 oz section we filled with ice, the 20 oz section held the limes, one 10 oz section for salt and the other holds a shot glass perfectly!

Get you party on like you're Charlie Sheen after a movie premiere!







Dead Hooker Products Inc.
For the lady killer in you!

[samatye]

What are you doing with LIVE hookers Loni? Shouldn't Jon have them... and you get them post-mortem? other way around? I'm mistaken...

[Rotten]

It's not our fault. Those hookers were alive when we buried them I swear.

[Dragon]

That's pretty smart of your buddy to do a stoppie right in front of a bunch of elementary kids, they probably broke his fall and helped him avoid serious injury. Very good form. As for the rest of the questionnaire, the answers do seem quite obvious. Schadenfreude,by the way, please, give me a real one here.

Second, don't overlook the value of fat kids. They can self sustain much longer in isolation without food. That will lengthen your negotiating period.

As for Vampires, I hope to join your SC Vampires ride November 7th. I will look for more details or should I scan the obituaries for clues?

Ride well, ride very well...
Dragon