Getting to know the Vampires

[samatye]

those fat kids fit in those blacked out vans too, just not as many of them.

[beauregard]

Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

[epim]

It's really hard to not fill out that questionnaire. The answers just seem so obvious.

And seriously, fuck those kids. I don't know what their goddamn problem was.

[wackyiraqi]

Are hookers really not just for breakfast anymore?

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[samatye]

If I am put into contact with the police, do I act as if I have no idea what the problem could possibly be; even though I was just doing a smokey burnout to honor my club mate who just stacked his motorcycle into a group of elementary school kids while trying to do stoppie?

Seriously - Fuck those kids.

Dude, I love you.

[Rotten]

the Grinch is president of the local Glee Club.

[the_grinch]

You must first search your soul and find the truth in these questions:

Am I a total fucking asshole?

When confronted with the question "hey man, do you have the time", is my first reaction one of violence?

Do I have a total disregard for public safety?

If I am put into contact with the police, do I act as if I have no idea what the problem could possibly be; even though I was just doing a smokey burnout to honor my club mate who just stacked his motorcycle into a group of elementary school kids while trying to do stoppie?


No srls, fuck those kids, right?


Do people hate me, for good reason?


If trapped on a deserted island, is my first instinct is to kill all the other ship wrecked people so that the limited supply of coconuts remains securely in my posession?


Puppies and kitties, good?


Are hookers really not just for breakfast anymore?


Have I ever depreciated non taxable items brought forth in the previous tax year?


If I see a sign that says "no smoking", do I suddenly have the urge to take up smoking?


Do I know what the German word for "the pleasure derived from the misery of others" is?


Does that guys motorcycle suck?


No srls, fuck that guy, right?

[Dragon]

I have been browsing the forums and went to an outdated location for an SF meet a while back in the hopes to get to know some Vampires. Your motorcycle club embodies everything I love about riding. I ride and collect motorcycles of all makes, styles and models. I am infected with the need to ride, one day will be on board my Ducati or Beemer, another cruising my Harley. I have run across many Vampires up and down the coast and finally thought it would be fun to be considered a member. I am always looking for riding partners, the core values are the same as mine and well, the name rocks. Who might I talk to about this? I can't always make the scheduled meetings due to my own schedule but would be a proud Vampire, with many ways to give back to our motorcycling community.

Sincerely reaching out,
Dragon