Getting to know the Vampires

[epim]

Just like when I want to ride around throwing kittens duct taped to sticks of dynamite at the police, I go visit my bros in SF.


I find the assemblage of kitten/duct tape/dynamite (or "steilhandkitteh" as I like to call it) makes for a good improvised "sticky bomb", their cute little claws are pretty grippy, perfect for clinging to bullet proof vests.

'steilhandkitteh' has had be laughing since yesterday.

[Rotten]

Word for the day.

pro·di·gious/prəˈdijəs/Adjective

1. Remarkably or impressively great in extent, size, or degree.
2. Unnatural or abnormal.
3. "I have a prodigious erection right now" Beau exclaimed enthusiastically.

[beauregard]

I have this amazing erection right now. Seriously, this thing is a sight.

[Rotten]

Just like when I want to ride around throwing kittens duct taped to sticks of dynamite at the police, I go visit my bros in SF.

Dude! I *told* you that would work better if we put axle grease on them first so they stick.

[Dragon]

Well I would say I have a taste of the Vampires now, thank you for your very serious and heartfelt replies (insert massive eye roll here). I will be coming down to SC with a few of my own crew this weekend for the day of the dead ride. I am looking forward to meeting more of you in person and see how many actually throw kittens vs. how many keep kittens in their vests for warmth and feed them milk. Either way, save some for the BBQ, I'm going to be hungry...

[epim]

Like the grinch said, one club with many chapters. Start hanging out with whatever chapter is nearest to you. You'll still ride with and party with all of us.

[the_grinch]

Just like when I want to ride around throwing kittens duct taped to sticks of dynamite at the police, I go visit my bros in SF.


I find the assemblage of kitten/duct tape/dynamite (or "steilhandkitteh" as I like to call it) makes for a good improvised "sticky bomb", their cute little claws are pretty grippy, perfect for clinging to bullet proof vests.

[the_grinch]

You can do both, it would just require you to ride down to Santa Cruz for "craft day".


We are one club with multiple chapters, not different clubs wearing the same patch.

[VTRweasel]

If I can't do both I'll have to continue to use motorcycles as a means to destroy the status quo.

[the_grinch]

Back OT: What's an asshole to do? SF? SC? I've been lurking in the shadows for 5 years now.

Well, I think that it comes down to what activities you prefer. Would you prefer to make hooker based art projects, or use motorcycles as a means to destroy the status quo?

[VTRweasel]

Back OT: What's an asshole to do? SF? SC? I've been lurking in the shadows for 5 years now.

[VTRweasel]

You must first search your soul and find the truth in these questions:

Am I a total fucking asshole?

fuck you.

[Rotten]

Speaking of infected prostitutes the new bits for the air chisel just came in.

Jon, we are back in business.

[beauregard]

American scientists deliberately infected prisoners and patients in a mental hospital in Guatemala with syphilis. 696 men and women were exposed to syphilis or in some cases gonorrhea, through jail visits by prostitutes or, when that didn't infect enough people, by deliberately inoculating them.

The study came up with no useful information.

[lugnut]

GED mofos.

Both of youse could pass it like I did.